lol...how do I get a spanking...lol
OMG! We better move this thread to the adult section, cause you're about to get swamped by our Apostababes Go easy on the fresh meat girls
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GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
by YOUNGHOV in.
i am new to the post and looking to meet girls the age of 18-22. i am a college senior in texas and an ms and my local congregation but there is a shortage of nice looking women around here.
maybe i can meet new friends on here.
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GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
by YOUNGHOV in.
i am new to the post and looking to meet girls the age of 18-22. i am a college senior in texas and an ms and my local congregation but there is a shortage of nice looking women around here.
maybe i can meet new friends on here.
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Winston Smith :>D
I am a ...MS and [sic] my local congregation but there is a shortage of nice looking women around here.
younghov
Hey young-hover,
Welcome to the board!
You kidding? No hotties in TX? I was just down there and I have a hard time believing that!
Hell, your local congregations are probably ripe for the picking. Find an elder's daughter [preferably the PO's ], take her on a date. Play your cards right and I bet you can bring out the sexy side of her.
Every elder's daughter has a repressed side just aching to break out to. You can bet she has a secret stash of thongs, hip huggers and midriff baring strappy shirts tucked away in a bag in the trunk of her four door Regular Pioneer-mobile.
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Do you think God would mind if you called him an @sshole??
by frankiespeakin innow i don't know if there is a "god",,but if there was one,, would he get mad like the jehovah in the bible if you slighted him in some way??.
i know many people are afraid to call down evil on jehovah or jesus,,they feel god might hurt them in some way if they take up his name in a less than respectful way.
i personal would not be inclind to view "god" to be like that at all.. if this god made everything in existance he must have intelligence that is vastly greater than ours,,he certainly wouldn't have the same emotions as us,,like fear,,anxiety,etc...they would only get in the way of good clear judgements,,and screw thing up for him just like they do to us sometimes.. to think that this 'god" would get angry at us for blaming him for something and calling him names is rediculous,,example: would you get mad at an earthworm because it didn't like you,,or because he swore at you when you stepped on his nieghborhood ant hill??
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Winston Smith :>D
If I can forgive my fellow man their slights and injuries to me, then god can certainly do the same, and do so perfectly, thank you very much. And if he can't, f*ck'm!
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Exactly!
If god is such a short fused prick as to not even be capable of being as compassionate as 'ole 6'o'9, then I'm throwing in with satan.
A day with the fun loving satan is better than a thousand days with the vengeful, hateful god of the OT
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I have an answer
by Bull_S_Eye infisrt i am not a jw anymore,i was basicaly raised in the jw faith,from age 6 to age 16,then i left,then i got married,my new wife wanted to know about jw's,so i took her to the meetings,now,when i went back i saw what they they had taught me as a child,all the same,i saw things that were not to my likeing,or what i thought were right ,but i still remained,i can only say this about the jw's,they are people like everyone else,they dont beleive in killing other people,,they dont dont beleive fornication,,theifvery,you all here know all this,so go ahead and throw stones at them,they to me are no different than any other people trieng to be good in a wild and wicked world,so what if they teach isnt tasteful to you,get over it,how many jew's didnt like what the jewish preist taught?i have met many other ex jw's,all whineing and wimpering about how jw's did this and did that,guys and gals,it was the jehovah that did it,it was the people you were in direct contact with,(non perfect humans)its the same as when you were in school,maybe a teacher didnt teach you everything you needed to know,well there is a libiray in schools,they have all the books so you can learn on your own,now i noticed some of you here have learned a lot,butbut if think your gonna just get by ,by hearing what some what says is truth,you can forget that,you got a big surprise waiting for you.even though i am not a jw.i do defend them,as i do any faihful regilous person who realy beleives in what they beleive in,you have to remember the main deal is ,god reads the hearts of the people ,so no matter who or where they are,he knows all he needs to know,there is nothing he doesnt see,and with that you should know that what ever you want to think or beleive,he see;s inside your heart,he knows if you or we ,are earnest in what we are doing,so thats all that matters,and i also must admit,jw's did open my eyes to a lot things ,such as all the faslehoods in the world,all the traditions of man,all there pagonistist rituals intertwined into the holidays of today,so i can asume some of you just got pissed off because you cant do the birthday thing ,(as my fleshly brother did) and christmas,all that other crap,but who cares anyways,money is the key of the world,and jw's never hid that fact,in fact i was raised to work hard and make money,to support my family,feed and clothe them,and all that goes with it,dont cheat and lie or steal,dont do drugs,dont be a drunkard,dont adultriate,fornicate,you all know the teachings,once again go ahead and bash them with stones,they did nothing good what so ever,all they did was screw up everyones mind,yeh right,like i said get over it,if you dont want to be a jw,fine do as i did leave them,they wont stop you,but you cant blame them for trieng to do what they beleive in,most not all of the ex jw's i have met try so hard to find fault with them,well you know what ,it easy to find fault in every one on this planet,no one is perfect,now what do you think of jehovah is the main issue not the ones telling about him,(when who else would)all the other groups do is try to hide that name,try to pull you into there churchs to get that 10th tideing thing,never once did i feel like i had to give anything to the jw's,in fact many of them (the people) did nothing short of bend over backwards to help me in many ways,but either way,you all read it,you all here know it,just like the book said,no one will have an excuse to say they didnt know,at least you did get a good teaching and learning of how to read the bible,for yourselves,you can call me an apostate, or what ever you want,it doesnt matter to me at all,i know what the thruth is,and i dont need any group of people to make me feel complete in life,call me anti social if you want,but i dont have to worry about aids,or getting robbed by friends(so called)dont have to worry about much of anything,i call on the name of jehovah ,and he heres me,he even answers me,and yes he helps me in every way of my life,the entire message that the jw's teach is call on jehovah,he is there for you all,and you dont have to in the jehovah's wittness's for him to hear you,i could go on and on,but i wont,probily wont even post here or read any replies of my post,i just stumbled across this site,and figured i would my 2 cents in,so i say now,live long and prosper,be well and happy all of humanity is my wish,thank you for place to post it host
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Winston Smith :>D
SS,
I think that it’s safe to say that this guy is an uneducated buffoon.
It’s nice to see that the WTS is sending out such high quality envoys door to door representing the bOrg’s cause.
College education from reading the Watchtower and Awake my ass!
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How do you keep from burning out?
by doodle-v ini try not to dwell on this too much, and for the most part im in pretty good spirits.
at times though i feel like i can't catch up.
whatever it is that i'm doing whether it's laundry, and house chores, yard work, kids, office work (my job is pretty demanding and nearly every week i have to drive back to the office and work to meet deadlines and work weekends).. don't get me wrong, life is good ,its just i wish at times i could have a maid and a nanny.
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Winston Smith :>D
How do you keep from burning out?
I've found that I've gained large chunks of time by...
...cutting out meetings and field service
Actually, I just force myself to set aside some time to relax, have a good meal and drinks with friends.
Come to think of it, exercise helps too.
I always feel more focused and in better spirirts after martial arts class.
Nothing like getting the hell beat out of you, and then bowing and thanking someone for doing it, to get one in better spirits
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I have an answer
by Bull_S_Eye infisrt i am not a jw anymore,i was basicaly raised in the jw faith,from age 6 to age 16,then i left,then i got married,my new wife wanted to know about jw's,so i took her to the meetings,now,when i went back i saw what they they had taught me as a child,all the same,i saw things that were not to my likeing,or what i thought were right ,but i still remained,i can only say this about the jw's,they are people like everyone else,they dont beleive in killing other people,,they dont dont beleive fornication,,theifvery,you all here know all this,so go ahead and throw stones at them,they to me are no different than any other people trieng to be good in a wild and wicked world,so what if they teach isnt tasteful to you,get over it,how many jew's didnt like what the jewish preist taught?i have met many other ex jw's,all whineing and wimpering about how jw's did this and did that,guys and gals,it was the jehovah that did it,it was the people you were in direct contact with,(non perfect humans)its the same as when you were in school,maybe a teacher didnt teach you everything you needed to know,well there is a libiray in schools,they have all the books so you can learn on your own,now i noticed some of you here have learned a lot,butbut if think your gonna just get by ,by hearing what some what says is truth,you can forget that,you got a big surprise waiting for you.even though i am not a jw.i do defend them,as i do any faihful regilous person who realy beleives in what they beleive in,you have to remember the main deal is ,god reads the hearts of the people ,so no matter who or where they are,he knows all he needs to know,there is nothing he doesnt see,and with that you should know that what ever you want to think or beleive,he see;s inside your heart,he knows if you or we ,are earnest in what we are doing,so thats all that matters,and i also must admit,jw's did open my eyes to a lot things ,such as all the faslehoods in the world,all the traditions of man,all there pagonistist rituals intertwined into the holidays of today,so i can asume some of you just got pissed off because you cant do the birthday thing ,(as my fleshly brother did) and christmas,all that other crap,but who cares anyways,money is the key of the world,and jw's never hid that fact,in fact i was raised to work hard and make money,to support my family,feed and clothe them,and all that goes with it,dont cheat and lie or steal,dont do drugs,dont be a drunkard,dont adultriate,fornicate,you all know the teachings,once again go ahead and bash them with stones,they did nothing good what so ever,all they did was screw up everyones mind,yeh right,like i said get over it,if you dont want to be a jw,fine do as i did leave them,they wont stop you,but you cant blame them for trieng to do what they beleive in,most not all of the ex jw's i have met try so hard to find fault with them,well you know what ,it easy to find fault in every one on this planet,no one is perfect,now what do you think of jehovah is the main issue not the ones telling about him,(when who else would)all the other groups do is try to hide that name,try to pull you into there churchs to get that 10th tideing thing,never once did i feel like i had to give anything to the jw's,in fact many of them (the people) did nothing short of bend over backwards to help me in many ways,but either way,you all read it,you all here know it,just like the book said,no one will have an excuse to say they didnt know,at least you did get a good teaching and learning of how to read the bible,for yourselves,you can call me an apostate, or what ever you want,it doesnt matter to me at all,i know what the thruth is,and i dont need any group of people to make me feel complete in life,call me anti social if you want,but i dont have to worry about aids,or getting robbed by friends(so called)dont have to worry about much of anything,i call on the name of jehovah ,and he heres me,he even answers me,and yes he helps me in every way of my life,the entire message that the jw's teach is call on jehovah,he is there for you all,and you dont have to in the jehovah's wittness's for him to hear you,i could go on and on,but i wont,probily wont even post here or read any replies of my post,i just stumbled across this site,and figured i would my 2 cents in,so i say now,live long and prosper,be well and happy all of humanity is my wish,thank you for place to post it host
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Winston Smith :>D
Next time make sure that you make your post completely unreadable by typing in ALL CAPS
We love that kinda thing around here
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What are you doing with your Sundays?
by Steve Egner inhelllloooo everyone,.
after reading this board for quite a while, i've finally been moved to post.
i was inspired by our trip to the dallas apostachilifest, where princess and i met lots of terrific people in various stages of exit from the j-ho's.
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Winston Smith :>D
Ha! You're on the board Steve, cool
Just wanted to say hi to ya. It was great to meet you in TX!
I enjoyed talking to you poolside hearing the story of you & the fam's exit.
Scuba diving, I love it! PADI certified baby.
We need an Apostafest in the Caymen Islands to do some diving!!!
My Sunday's, well, now they are spent sleeping in, then waiting for the wife to leave to go to the meeting.
When she leaves, I call up my fence sitting JW brother and we go out to breakfast together instead of him going to the meeting
Afternoons, the time to relax if I am by myself:
Detailing the car,
reading the newspaper and the funnies ['Get Fuzzy' has stepped up to take the place of 'Bloom County']
Play with the cats
Watch a DVD
Jog
Practice Aikido rolls and stretches
Look at the clock and laugh thinking that "Right now I'd be in afternoon service..."
Nice seeing you on the board
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Going out with a bang
by LittleToe inafter much deliberation, i decided to go "out" at the end of a public talk.
it didn't go down too well, but at least i was able to give some of my reasons for leaving.. i've put some of the details on my homepage.
i'll update it more when i get the time and the strength.
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Winston Smith :>D
Thanks for the link Ross...
In TX you mentioned the public talk that you taped when you DA'd yourself with the 20+ minute public discourse.
I just listened to it...Wow
The last 6 minutes seemed to last forever if I was giving that talk.
Guts like that make me rethink my current position of not needing god right now. All that praying before hand must have given you the strength to pull that off!
I was waiting to see if anyone actually clapped after the talk was over, if at least to say goodbye to you? It was a touching wrap-up.
I saved that sound file on my hard drive if it's all right with you
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I need some advise (I want to get divorced)
by Leander ini'll start this post off by saying i love my wife, she has beautiful qualities and a sweet personality.
however i realize (and i think she does too, though she may not admit it) that since i left the org behind our goals and viewpoints are no longer unified.
as a couple we rarely fight or argue, we still have many of the same values but yet we have some issues that i know will never be fully resolved.
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Winston Smith :>D
...And thanks for the kind words Beautiful Garbage.
Xena, before you offer shotgun a shoulder to cry on, you should be forwarned that he really turns on the water works and cries like a little baby.
You should have seen him cry in TX when we were dropped of at the airport!!!
Niagara Falls, little Franky...
Leander, I'm glad to hear that you found some things you could relate to in my post.
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I need some advise (I want to get divorced)
by Leander ini'll start this post off by saying i love my wife, she has beautiful qualities and a sweet personality.
however i realize (and i think she does too, though she may not admit it) that since i left the org behind our goals and viewpoints are no longer unified.
as a couple we rarely fight or argue, we still have many of the same values but yet we have some issues that i know will never be fully resolved.
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Winston Smith :>D
BBgun scolding me in front of my wife and a couple relatives because I worship Satan and Jehovah hates me because I don't go to the meetings...my wife clapped her hands and said..From the mouth of babes!
shotgun
F' me!
Man, I'm sorry bud, that is just heart breaking!!!
which seem to be pushing us ever closer to something we may have never imagined possible...the Big D
shotgun
I thought you were goign to say this:
which seem to be pushing us ever closer to something we may have never imagined possible...
the Big Dgoing gay
